siniristiriita:

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.

221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

  1. I won’t hesitate bitch
  2. Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
  3. Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
  4. Kermit the Frog jumps off building
  5. Fr e sh a voca do
  6. back at it again at Krispy Kreme
  7. There is only one thing worse than a rapist
  8. Club Jam (yes a really good book)
  9. At least the taco was free
  10. I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
  11. Grandma loves ping pong too much
  12. If your name is Junior
  13. Welcome to Target
  14. I’m just cooking pizza
  15. Cole Sprouse dress-up game
  16. On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
  17. Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
  18. Kid smacked by fly swatter
  19. Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
  20. Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
  21. WE’RE BREAKING FREE
  22. SAIL
  23. I’m Squidward
  24. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
  25. So no head? (breaking skateboard)
  26. Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
  27. No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
  28. What the fuck, Richard
  29. Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
  30. Bored as shiiiiii
  31. Liberian accent (plasma globe)
  32. New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
  33. Summertime sadness (chicken)
  34. More like hurricane TORTILLA
  35. I got an a-bor-tion
  36. All Around the World (TheJasminator)
  37. When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
  38. Snake licks lollipop
  39. Accept yourself, love yourself
  40. Be whatever you wanna be
  41. Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
  42. Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
  43. Can I please get a waffle?
  44. Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
  45. Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
  46. Kevin, watch the light dude
  47. Horse meditation
  48. A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
  49. Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
  50. Helium balloons (floating car)
  51. Fireplace fairy
  52. I’m your freestyle dance teacher
  53. I can’t believe you’ve done this
  54. Which way the Quiznos is
  55. Impossible paper toss shot
  56. Hemtube (dancing with cat)
  57. I nurture my skin (Shaq)
  58. Why are you running
  59. Happy birthday?
  60. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
  61. Farkle falling
  62. Fuck you (soda machine)
  63. Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
  64. Take On Me
  65. And now my sock is wet (water gun)
  66. All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
  67. When there’s too much drama at school
  68. Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
  69. What’s your name? (ouija board)
  70. Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
  71. Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
  72. Girl scared of convertible car
  73. Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
  74. Would you like the spider on your hand?
  75. Shopping cart crash
  76. We actually have the chip reader now
  77. I’M A GIRAFFE
  78. Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

thealmightylandlady:

drinkingisgoodforyou:

emiliascorner:

lordpudi:

cloverture:

cloverture:

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

Any tips to draw noses? Especially front 😂

atalienart:

Go to youtube and enter “Istebrak Nose” She explains everything very well and shows how to draw a realistic nose. Aaron Blaise shows how to draw it more cartoony from different angles. You can also check Sinix. (They’re all on youtube) I’m afraid I don’t really know what I could possibly add to those tutorials as they cover pretty much everything you should know about noses. They’re video tutorials so it’s easier to understand what, how and why. Hope it helps!

mlm-support:

realmikedirnt:

officialbalor:

while i can mainly only speak for sapphic playlists, ive noticed in general that the lgbt playlists were making are really white, cover heavy and… straight?

so heres a (very unabridged) list of lgbt musicians that deserve to be on your playlists way more than that cover of lego house.
in alphabetical order:

Against Me!
if youre trans & alternative and dont know abt against me – lead by trans frontwoman and punk rock mum laura jane grace – then idk what youre doing. ik theyre p well known, but i still never see them in playlists.

Angel Haze / Raen Roes
black & native american two-spirit rapper with the brilliant freestyle rewrite of ‘same love’

Ashby and the Oceanns
cute midwestern singer/songwriter with a tmg influence

Be Steadwell
super cute butch singer/songwriter

Beth O’Reilly
irish youtube singer whose gay ukelele songs arent covers

Bloc Party
indie rock band from east london led by kele okereke, coolest man on earth, ended oasis w his snark (seriously)

Chris Garneau
french-american indie singer reminiscent of spektor’s anti folk, often discusses trauma with very sad, floaty music. very androgynous voice

Christine and the Queens
french synthpop by pansexual singer héloïse letissier

Coeur de Pirate
french-canadian singer with a more folky vibe reminiscent of of monsters and men. oh, and shes dating laura jane grace. put them both in the same playlist. please.

Daskinsey4 (warning for nsfw imagery in the link)
fuzzpedal britpop from bristol with a fun, bouncy tone

Doria Roberts
90s american folk singer/songwriter. political and confident. put ‘honey jar’ in your playlist please just do it.

Ezra Furman
gay american alternative rock singer similar to neutral milk hotel

Ferras
indie pop singer with a strong bowie influence vocally

Frank Ocean
yes, you know who he is. have you listened to him? have you? i dont care if you only listen to harsh noise folk backwards – listen to frank ocean.

Gerard Way
we all know gerard fuzzpedal emo king friends with ljg way and still i see more artic monkeys in these gaylists (gay playlists)

Grace Petrie
folk singer from the midlands, england whose bbfsies w billy brag. has two modes: angry gay, sad gay. what more do you need?

Hayley Kiyoko
ok ok ik we all know her shes the token woc in your playlist im putting her on the list anyway because im in love with her

Honeywater
has a dubious place on the list due to the other fella but.. this is amandla stenbergs band. amandla. they make music. remember that.

the Hoosiers
the british indie band behind ‘goodbye mister a’

Indigo Girls
this is fucking lesbian heritage right here. Old Skool lesbian country singers right here.

the Internet
classique gay triphop led by my dream girlfriend, syd the kyd

Jasmine Kennedy
soft sad indie folk from the north of england. her sweet, quiet music ranges from melancholic to happy ending bliss. shes stage buddies w grace petrie too. put ‘cardigan sweater’ in your playlist. do it.

JD Samson & MEN
nonbinary dance music officianado JD Samson and her new band after le tigre. loud and fun and gay

Jussie Smollet
he plays jamal in empire. admittedly, he hasnt brought out his own stuff yet, but his music for empire is beautiful soulful R&B

Kaytranada
a gay music producer whose worked with all the big names, including collaborating with the internet. gay squared.

Le Tirgre
lesbian feminist dance music

MIKA
the fella behind ‘grace kelly’ and outspoken mga singer whose broached gay/bi topics in his peppy, flamboyant pop since the beginning

MNEK
brand new pop sensation making waves with his smooth, energetic love songs

Mr. Twin Sister
american indie pop band from long island

Neon Hitch
bisexual rroma indie pop singer from the uk

Rachael Yamagata
melancholic, blues inspired folk-pop with a smooth, deep voice

Shamir
nonbinary synthpop singer known for his androgynous voice and catchy, light hearted tunes such as ‘on the regular’ and ‘make a scene’

Sia
bisexual pop-ballad queen who sings often abt trauma, mental illness, and abuse

Soko
kristen stewarts girlfriend. indie singer with a high, airy voice whose music ranges in topic from trauma to homophobia to the surreal. put ‘who wears the pants’ on your playlist.

Spoonboy
genderqueer punk singer from washington dc. try ‘sexy dreams’

Teenage Kitchen
airy kidcore ukelele folk from bandcamp

Tegan & Sara
look, ok, i know everyone knows abt tegan and sara. the lesbian band. so why are they never on sapphic/lesbian playlists? why?

Thao & Mirah
folk/country lesbian mirah teams up w thao, who afaik is also sga, for an album of soft, sweet folk music

Tracy Chapman
seriously ok this is History. this is the woman behind ‘fast car.’ very political american folk singer from the 90s. i love her. shes amazing.

Tunde Olaniran
R&B / hiphop singer from michigan with a loud, take-no-shit style

Willow Smith
yes, the willow smith. she wrote two love songs dedicated to marceline from adventure time. thats all you need to know. shes perfect.

Younger Lovers
fuzzpedal energetic indie punk

this is also a list of trans women on bandcamp (check the notes for additions)

also, yknow what, spoken word poetrys getting quite popular now. heres a few lgbt spoken word poets to put in the start or end of your playlist to shake it up:

andrea gibson, toby campion, venus selenite, dia davina, aislinn evans, denice frohman, ollie renee schminkey, jade anouka

note: ive bolded the names of poc to emphasise our lgbt playlists are too white. trans musicians are italicised for similar reasons.

please feel free to add your own!

  • Catie Curtis
  • Lesbian singer from Maine, lots of soft domestic-y folk music.
  • Janae Johnson
  • A black butch wlw and an amazing poet fro. I had the enormous honor and privilege of opening for her at a house show last October. I suggest everything she has up on button poetry.

todrick hall as well!

cerulean-beekeeper:

wellgreathereiam:

clothing-references:

alolancharmander:

mikstapes:

billnihilism:

disembodied-doll:

billnihilism:

We really have harmed a whole generation of trans and gnc children by failing to communicate how serious a decision binding actually is, how there’s no ACTUALLY safe way to bind, how it permeneantly damages the body, how it can make top surgery more difficult in the future. I don’t think we should be keeping trans kids from binding (we let kids do all sorts of things they’re really not old enough to understand the potential consequences of) but we owe them the ability to make informed decisions at LEAST

So this is definitely an important conversation to have, but can you point me at some reading about “permanent damage”? I might just be lucky, but I had zero lasting effects from binding. I’d like to at least read up on it so I can have this conversation and be more specific than “be careful.”

Of course! I can’t easily source right now but I am more than happy to provide further info when I am not at work and on mobile. Unfortunately, like a lot of trans healthcare, a lot of what we know about binding is anecdotal and word of mouth. BUT permeneant damage can include:

-Musculoskeletal damage. Binders are indiscriminate compression tools; they can’t flatten the chest without applying pressure every other anatomical structure underneath including the spine, ribs, lungs and heart. Many people who bind experience chronic back pain, shoulder pain, sharp stabbing chest pains, permeneantly decreased lung capacity, literal spine deformation, etc etc.

-A continuation of the above but the ribs are actually jointed bones. Their ability to flex is absolutely vital to their ability to withstand trauma and protect your vital organs. Imagine the damage that would be done to your elbow if your bent your arm to full flexion and then tightly bound it closed like that, for six, eight, twelve hours per day, every day, for weeks or months or years. And you don’t NEED a functioning arm to live!

-Tissue atrophy. Forcing chest tissue to lay in an unnatural way can and will change the way that tissue looks, even to risk of atrophy. Some people who bind and only moderately dislike the way their chest looks find that they HATE the way it looks after binding for a period of time. Tissue atrophy can also make top surgery more difficult in the future, and increase the risk of complications like nerve damage.

-Worsened dysphoria. Once someone starts binding and becomes accustomed to seeing themselves with a flat chest, it can be much more difficult to see yourself without one, and dysphoria that much more intolerable. You can imagine the psychological feedback loop of binding more in response.

The typical safety measures passed around about binding are harm REDUCTION measures and should not be advertised as making binding “safe.” Binding is not safe. It is a very serious health decision with long term consequences and should be treated as such. That doesn’t mean it’s the wrong decision, but it should not be considered the DEFAULT decision for chest dysphoria which is frankly how it’s currently treated.

gonna drop some links to read more:

Health impact of chest binding among transgender adults: a community-engaged, cross-sectional study

Inside the Landmark, Long Overdue Study on Chest Binding  

Binding FAQ

Health Consequences of Chest Binding

@pooflyperfectprincess

Holy shit

I went to the Philadelphia Trans Health Conference and went to a workshop held by a chiropractor who works with trans men (as well as being a trans man himself), so I’m going to pass on his advice to people who bind:

Stretch your chest, shoulders, and back everyday (at least)

This is a passive stretch where you place a foam roller at the bottom of your spine (to support your hips and lower back), and lifts your shoulders off of the ground, with your arms on the ground to balance you.

This stretch is meant to be held for a few minutes, open up your chest, and aid your everyday posture.

You probably don’t own a foam roller, he advised to wrap a towel or blanket very tightly and tied as a substitute. I use a layer of bed foam rolled up with two belts to keep it rolled. Whatever you use, it ought to have a bit of give and it needs to lift your shoulders off the ground.

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This is an active stretch. Stand in front of a doorway with your feet together (if the door way was not there, your toes would be touching the wall, not crossing through it). When you lift your arms up and put them against the wall, your feet, hips, and arms should all be in line with each other (your arms should not be behind you with your feet and hips in the doorway).

Make a “W” shape with your arms against the wall so that your elbows are the closest part of your arm to the ground, and take one small step forward.

You should feel a pull in your lower shoulders, but it should be comfortable to hold. Do not over stretch, you shouldn’t be leaning your weight into your arms to balance, your weight should be balanced by your legs. Do not judge yourself and think you are doing yourself a favor by thinking that you ought to have a bigger step. Sure, you could overstretch today, but you need to be able to do this tomorrow too! Hold this for 10-15 seconds. (Yet again. Do. Not. Overstretch.)

Bring your feet back together, and do it the other foot. There will probably be one foot that is easier than the other, stretch that step more often than the less difficult step.

Bring your feet together and bring your elbows up so that your upper arms are parallel to the ground and your elbow forms a 90° angle with your forearms. Take your small step forward and hold for 10-15 seconds and switch feet.

Now reach your arms up as high as you can. It doesn’t have to be much higher than the last stretch, if that is as high as you can go, then that’s it. If you can’t reach higher than the last stretch, put your arms down at your sides and then lift your arms up from your sides and put them against the wall (sorry he didn’t include a picture of this one in the slides, message me if this is unclear.)

Your goal is to be able to reach your arms up like in the picture so that you form a Y shape. Step forward and hold for 10-15 seconds, then switch feet.

His advice was to do this stretch as often as you use the bathroom at home (shoot for 3-5 times a day).

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The next two stretchs don’t have pictures! If you can do these stretches with ease and want a more intense version, try using dumbbells and incorporating it into your workouts.

If you’ve ever done snow angels? Put your heels, butt, shoulders, and arms up against a wall (as much of your body as you possibly can should be touching the wall) and lift your arms up as high as you can go like you are making a snow angel.

Alternatively, lay down on the ground instead of up against a wall if you need to work your way up to lifting your arms above your head.

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Again, with your body up against the wall, but this time with your arms in front of you, bring your arms up like Frankenstein’s monster, so that they are as high as your shoulders. Hold this for a few seconds.

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After trying these stretchs, it’ll probably be clear where your range of motion is most limited. For me, the most useful stretches are the W and 90° angle doorway stretch and foam roller stretch, bc I have the most trouble with my lower shoulders and chest. Try to maintain your range of motion where you have it, and use these stretches to improve your range of motion where you are limited.

For all my binding buddies.