Brayette and Buttock Defense, Arms and Armor
Gift of Prince Albrecht Radziwill, 1927
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
Medium: Steel, copper alloy (latten)Chainmail booty shorts.
My time has come
Pey I am so touched, so honored, that you would tag me in this
Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.
His openers started off innocent enough.
Then, he started to push boundaries.
And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.
Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
He’s even witty in real time.
Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?
Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.
I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.
(cause why not)
1) A story for every scar. Do any of their wounds have interesting origins?
2) Three songs that show their character progression.
3) If they were a god which god would they be?
4) What was their favourite subject at school?
5) What does their voice sound like?
6) Animal, vegetable, mineral: what one thing symbolises them the most?
7) If they could control one of the four elements what would it be?
8) What would their favourite tv show be?
9) Would they ever use magic to gain love?
10) What do they think of themself?
11) Gender and sexuality?
12) Do they have a type?
13) Playing video games, would they be a completionist, a speed runner, how would they play?
14) If they could solve one problem, what would they solve?
15) What horoscope stereotype fits them the most?
16) Favourite terrain?
17) How do they dress?
18) What would their ideal home be like?
19) What would they like their mark in history to be?
20) If they could be a dragon, would they be a dragon?
please, its 2:30 am, please stop
Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect
julian-bashir-protection-squad:
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
I get you
person 1: ok we have the basic design of the shoe down but we don’t know how we should tighten it. should we use a zipper, laces, or straps?
person 2: yes
here’s some of my random spotify playlists check them out if you want they make no sense
- songs that sounds like they’re from the 80s but aren’t
- you make a cute new friend but you’re not sure if she’s gay and you don’t want to ruin this new friendship so you’re going to try to have fun hanging out with her while not developing any feelings
- waiting rooms are liminal spaces
- chill vampire tunes for ppl who just got bitten recently
- soundtrack for a horror movie where the lesbian couple survive and kill the axe murderer/exorcise the demons/bust some ghosts,etc.
- those kids riding on their bikes in indie movies
- this one literally makes no sense if you haven’t read the basic eight i guess but i’ll put it here anyway because imo it’s good if you haven’t read it just picture a teenage girl at a party that goes very very wrong
- modern songs i would put on the soundtrack of a western movie (ignore the title,,)
Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this
Hire this person
- Social security card
- Driver’s license
- Passport
- Birth certificate
- Employer HR
- Bank account
- Credit card company
- Car insurance
- Health insurance
- Utilities
- Cell phone account
- Voter registration
- Your school
- Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
- Doctor’s office & other health specialists
- TV & internet
- Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!
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